12 of Michael Kors’ funniest quotes from Project Runway.

Project Runway Season 14 begins on August 6. I am very excited! In preparation, I’ve been watching some old seasons, getting back in the sewing groove. I enjoy re-watching the show from the beginning and seeing how it has evolved and improved over time.

One of the things I love about Project Runway are the judges’ comments. Sometimes they make me laugh so hard. I think Michael Kors may have been the most honest and hilarious judge on the show. From seasons 1-10, we were treated to his campy sense of humor and fabulous design experience. Nothing against the current judges, but sometimes I miss his witty quips. Here are some of my favorite Michael Kors’ quotes from Project Runway:

“She looks like she’s a barmaid serving her hair.”

“She looks like a disco soccerball.”

“It’s a little Shirley McClaine when she played a hooker with a heart of gold.”

“This truly looks like a bridesmaids dress with a shower loufah ruched up the front of it.”

“She looks like a Victorian cocktail waitress in Las Vegas.”

“Next thing you know, it’s big button earrings and you’re on ‘The Facts of Life.’”

“You basically took a checklist of everything that could turn tacky and combined it into one garment.”

“She literally looks like she got caught in a tornado of toilet paper.”

“She looks like Barefoot Appalachain Lil’ Abner Barbie.”

“It looked like something you would wear if you were going to be in a slasher movie.”

“Even curvy girls, they don’t want fins off their butt.”

“Taste is something that you just can’t learn.”

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